Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac

Finally — An Astrology Book That Tells the Truth

Forget the flowery affirmations and gentle cosmic guidance. Blame Your Planet is the astrology book you actually need — a hilarious, fully illustrated, full-color exposé of the not-so-nice parts of your astrological destiny. Stella Hyde pulls back the curtain on the zodiac's dark side with shocking conclusions, complete astrological research, and absolutely zero apologies.

What's Inside

• Your favorite deadly sin — by sign
• Your lunar nuisance that cramps your style
• Your grimiest thoughts and darkest fantasies — in vivid detail
• Your Mr./Ms. Wrong and exactly why you keep choosing them
• Your favorite holiday to ruin for everybody
• Your dream darkside job: spy, assassin, dictator, drug baron, jewel thief, or evil genius
• Covers all 12 signs: personality, rising sign, ruling planet, Moon, qualities, elements, and lifestyle choices

Details

• Full color, fully illustrated throughout
• By Stella Hyde | Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser

Perfect For

• Anyone who's ever blamed Mercury retrograde for their bad behavior
• Astrology lovers with a dark sense of humor
• The perfect wicked gift for literally any sign

The stars made you do it. Stella Hyde has the receipts.